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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

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SOD OFF U SICK PERVERTED BASTARDS!!!!!!!

From this title, it's really easy to deduce wad I am sooo gonna rant and rave about. AGENDA: perverts!. Argh.. these ppl are so irritatingly sickening, and i feel like puking when i think of them. Gosh, am i like a pervert attracter or smth? Or is there a post it sticker on my forehead that says "harass me.." Shit u u assholes!!! *makes a rude gesture* First that hotel big shot (remember that LRT guy?), den this cowardly phone harasser. I stress the Word COWARDLY.. which he is..

It started out simple enough. It happened approx 3yrs ago, when i was that angsty youth of 14, where i hated everything. It was on saturday morning, and I was slping soundly, when my phone rang which woke me up. I picked up the phone. thinking it was my parents (they sometimes call to wake me up or take an prder for my breakfast). So this guy asked for my mom's name, ME--> that's her initials btw. It sounded really like my name, so as I was still semi aslp, I thought he was looking for me, so I said "what?" I don't exactly remember wad happened but we talked for about an hr. (argh.. i'm mega uber stupid!). Our converation *shudders*, mine was simply innocent enuf, ranting and complaining about bitches in my school. While he to give sound advice. Thinking back, I so wanted to puke. That old pervie.. Damnation!

His side of the conversation however is not sooo innocent. Body parts.. like duh~~~.. typical eh.. That freak~. So I was pretty unnerved (and v.polite at tt time), and I REALLY wanted to get off the phone, but i Just didn't know how. So u now know, how i ended up talking to him for an hr. So, i had to rush to sch, so i told him call back next time. So he did call. Approx once a yr.. and this time, i tried to find excuses to hang up the phone, There was once when i was washing my face when he called. And with a foamy face, i told him to call back later. He didn't. Prob afriad tt i'll ask someone else to pick up the phone. There is a couple of times when he called when i siad i was busy or not free or slping. So last nite he decided to call me again. YOU BASTARD! As usual, i was taking a nap. So, this guy i think he asked for my mom again.. but as usual, i heard it as my name. He sound really like my dr. uncle. Same voice. So i thought it was my uncle calling regarding my back problem. (i get freqent back prbs). So when he said " how r u?" i was like huh? talking bout my back izzit? So totally not sure. So i Said ok la. Den i realised it ain't my uncle! it's That sick moron who tells me his name is AT! sadly, i can't track his no. it's private no. irritating coward. he ask y i sounded like tt. So i told him rather irritably, that he woke me up from my slp.

AT: So how can i cheer u up.
me: by putting the phone down and lemme slp (hidden meaning: piss off)
AT: Huh, putting the phone down ah. Let's talk la. So how r u?
me: *thinking. how many time he must ask tt??!!!* ok la... *in a ultra slpy voice. ther were frequent pauses in the conversation, i refuse to speak unless neccessary.. monosyllabus is recommened*
AT: ok la.. i'll call another time
me: ok.. call another dae *thinking.. call another yr, decade. best still, don't!*

So we put down the phone. Hrs later, he called again! THAT NERVE. i recognise that voice! But this time, i heard him say "ME pls" ah ha! so i told him to hold and told my mom to pick up the phone. It is after all her name.. And it ain't right for me to ans her calls *winks*. However, that coward put down the phone. Stupid coward. Now i hope his cowardise will gimme the courage to ask him to SOD OFF!. Any recommended ideas??? Pls just tell me. I soooo need to know. That freaking bastard!!!!!!!!!!

Pissed OFF u sucker~
Elaine + snowy

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